Snore. Steal the duvet. Talk loudly in my sleep about writing small shell scripts (no, really). Shift gradually across the bed in a sleepy attempt at a cuddle, only to have pjc50 roll over and squash me.
It's a barrel of laughs, this sharing a bed lark... ;)
In my case, I know because once, when family was over, I slept in my brother's room, and he was so narked by my snoring that he audio-taped it and played it back to me the following morning. And crikey, but I wouldn't want to share a bedroom with myself, let alone a bed!
Surely audio-taping faithfully reproduces everything about the sound except its volume level, which is the really important bit and for which you just have to take the other person's word?
I have M's marvellous tact and delicacy to help me out there :)
Plus he's weird and he like sme having a cold backside because he gets to warm it up no, I'm not saying that, you'll take it *completely* the wrong way...
I'm quite happy to warm up cold bottoms too, though liking people having cold bottoms would seem to imply sending them to stand around outside for a while before they come to bed.
I just reread "Carpe Jugulum" T Pratchett and it has a rather amusing section about Granny Weatherwax's snore, untamed by bed sharing. You brought it to mind again.
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Date: 2007-03-27 10:22 am (UTC)It's a barrel of laughs, this sharing a bed lark... ;)
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